Tuesday, February 26, 2013

MONTH 7: Return to Venice + MONTH 8: Return to Normalcy

It seems we are destined to return to Venice until WE GET IT RIGHT. This time we thought we had it all under control...we brought the Baby Bjorn AND the baby backpack, but no stroller. Lord knows, strollers are a ridiculous thing in a city with so many bridges (although Venetian mothers dutifully bump up and down them everyday with their babies bundled up within an inch of their lives). We couldn't have anticipated the insidious invasion of something much smaller...the dreaded cold virus. In addition to PSAs about teething, I think there ought to be a PSA for new parents about HOW MUCH IT SUCKS WHEN YOUR BABY GETS A COLD (in Venice...and YOU have one, too). Problem is, I'm clearly the culprit. I had it first before we even left. Yay me. We still managed to enjoy the odd moment here and there through a haze of total and complete exhaustion, but we need to come up for a different word than "vacation" to describe our time in Venice. I'm open to suggestions.

 We caught the very beginning of Carnivale...it's a monkey in a mask!

 ...and a grumpy jester (although we did far more performing for him than the other way around)



On our best days, we made it to some museums...this is at the Academie, where Maestro Stinky crawled for the first time.

 ...looking contemplative at the Doge's Palace (as contemplative as one can look in a dragon suit)


On our travels, we discovered the Road of Life (which has, unsurprisingly, been vandalized)

 And we told Liam if he didn't get better soon, we'd send him packing on a gondola

Yup...our baby has slept through some of the finest museums in Europe
...and some of the loveliest markets...
...with moments of rosy cheeked, snotty nose happiness.

 He met up with some fellow piggies...

...and toured the canals in search of snacks...

...in his polar bear suit...care of the local charity shop...only 1 Euro!

 Here, he's modelling MY charity shop present from Will...posing as a Russian spy

He braved some drizzle with his flat cap and fancy socks...
and helped pick out seafood for our tasty meals...
...and briefly enjoyed the view from the rooftop terrace of our second apartment (he enjoyed its bathtub more)



...posed with mommy...

...whilst rapping against posers with daddy...


...pretended to be Indiana Jones in the Last Crusade...(ok, maybe that was just me)

...enjoyed a Byzantine Tetrarch circa early 4th century (ok, that was me, too)

...and virgins...

...had a cappucino break in daddy's hat...

...and was gleefully manhandled by our local coffee ladies at the Cafe Rosso...

...which fed his growing sense of vanity...
...got captured in a reflection...(who IS that baby and why does he have my polar bear suit??) 

...chewed on some wooly glove (which really grosses out daddy...YES! VICTORY!)

...did a fair amount of rosy-cheeked giggling...

...learned how to save the seals and butcher a pig...(important infant skills)


...appreciated the grandeur of the Grand Canal...

 ...and San Marco...


...was a perfect baby on the bus to the airport (and then screamed all through the plane ride)...



...and finally made it home where he told all his adventures to Crazy Lion...

...about how, even though he was sick, he didn't lose his sexy wrist bracelets...

...put on a one-baby production of Twelfth Night...




...and squealed with delight to feel well enough to be an Air Baby again...

































































Sunday, January 6, 2013

MONTH SIX: Happy Half-Birthday, Sweetheart!

This month has been a delightful one in Monkey Babyland. It was our first Christmas as a new family. (Cue sappy music.) In the spirit of ridiculous Christmas songs, Liam did, indeed, get two front teeth (they just happen to be the bottom ones). And on that note, I've decided there should be a Public Service Announcement warning new parents just how much teething SUCKS.
That aside, he's hurtling into the non-end of the world with cheeks as fat as ever and leg and arm rolls to beat the Michelin Man any day.

 We met our friends James and Helen for Helen's birthday on the 29th...and it would seem someone tipped off the waiters that it was the monkey's balf birthday as well. They kindly brought this lovely desert. Liam made a good grab for it!
 Whatchoo talkin bout I got to wait for my cake?

Getting ready for Christmas: Tree, check. Daddy's hat, check.

 Endlessly intrigued by the taste of the camera strap...


 "Winter" weather in Doha means long walks on the beautiful Corniche...

Yes. I do have man boobs. I'm very proud of them.
Gearing up for the "cold" weather...
Shopping for space heaters in hipster jeans.
First encounter with a Christmas tree in Carluccio's...

Preparing the monklet for future art lessons with Grandma Denise...

At home with our first Christmas tree...Ummmmmm excuse me. Where the hell are my presents?


Ahhhh well. He got the best present of all...two chompers! (And a face full of blueberry apple sauce)

Christmas potluck with our friends. Carlotta forgot to tell the rest of us that this was supposed to be the silly face shot...

Double monkey massage! (And the cutest little Christmas outfit from Gamma & Papa Mullins)

 A quiet Christmas evening. We all decided to eat our presents instead of opening them this year.

Dude. Hands off my freakin' boat. MINE.

Showing off my present from Honey, while Liam eats Julieta & John's boat...

Daddy is being schooled in how to PROPERLY eat a present...

New Years cuddles with Honey...Oh he LOOKS sweet. Then he opens his mouth...

First shoulder ride with Daddy...


Culminating in a fantastic flip over the head...


And a squeal!


My head's too damned big for my flat cap...but I gots some smart suspender pants...


Gentleman rider...



I hope 2013 tastes better than that lime!