Liam is officially one month old. This means I officially haven't had a full night's sleep in a month and I'm still magically alive. Go figure.
He's growing fast...mostly because he's a massive piggy and eats ALL THE TIME.
Accomplishments for which the baby garners praise, but for which you and I can expect to get no recognition:
Holding up his head for extended periods of time before letting it flop to the side again, laying on his tummy, looking directly at people and following them with his gaze, laughing, smiling, gurgling. Burping loudly.
Favorite activities: "air baby," "carnival baby" (both include some sort of cradled launching into the air followed by a gleeful arm spasm), staring at the sky, producing loud gas sounds.
Firsts: Figure drawing class at Hipbone with nude male model. He slept the whole time. Thank god it wasn't a female model. The call of the naked boob is...so...strong.
And now for your dose of ridiculous and often unbearably cute pictures!
"Why, hello there...lovely ladieths" (you can imagine the lisp, I'm sure)
We stepped up our bid for the "Parents Who Dress Their Child in Ridiculous Clothes" award.
At the farmer's market, we found some ridiculous ways of utilizing the flower heads that mysteriously fell off my bouquet
Grumpy cute bath baby says, "what the hell YOU lookin' at?"
The evolution of things: CUTE (Doesn't look like Trouble, but don't let that fool you)
SLEEPY (goddamnit)
TRYING DESPERATELY TO STAY AWAKE (You'll sleep when I say you can, bitches!)
PASSED OUT (Huzzah! Parents win!)
He's growing fast...mostly because he's a massive piggy and eats ALL THE TIME.
Accomplishments for which the baby garners praise, but for which you and I can expect to get no recognition:
Holding up his head for extended periods of time before letting it flop to the side again, laying on his tummy, looking directly at people and following them with his gaze, laughing, smiling, gurgling. Burping loudly.
Favorite activities: "air baby," "carnival baby" (both include some sort of cradled launching into the air followed by a gleeful arm spasm), staring at the sky, producing loud gas sounds.
Firsts: Figure drawing class at Hipbone with nude male model. He slept the whole time. Thank god it wasn't a female model. The call of the naked boob is...so...strong.
And now for your dose of ridiculous and often unbearably cute pictures!
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